Courts of Asshole

The judgement courts where machinimas go when they have to be put down (See Assholing) or other reasons. Judge Gary and One man Jury Dave are the staff of the Courts. As of Summer 2009, only three have made it to the courts of asshole and only one survived. (Gay Bar) Should a machinima lose the trials, the machinimas are forced into the flaming inferno for all eternity, or until Gary [See Gary] Decides the Machinima Re-worthy of making.

Cock Minge

A "Cock Minge" is a really annoying person, similar to a nagger. A "Cock Minge" is usually a power weapon hoe and/or a camper. Should you encounter a "Cock Minge", make sure they are eliminated ASAP

Recon Hoe

A recon hoe can refer to four groups of people:
a) People obsessed with hunting and obtaining the Recon Armour variants
b) Aaron of 8GH because he likes the helmet
c) Bungie
d) People who are cool who wear real life recon armour which has no relation to Halo variation

Quaaakkk!

The noise of:
a) The wild or distressed mongoose
b) Something so shit or vile it deserves a weird noise
c) A duck noise
d) an expression of discomfort
Pronounced WAAK!

Scott Grant

Thou shall not speak of Scott Grant as he is pure evil, he is the devil, he offends Gary and will be placed into the commandents

Ten Drops of Something else

Ten Drops of Something else:
Can be anything you want it to be also me and Spike found it rather amusing :).

We didnot actually make this word. Our Year 8 Science teacher said something and then said " Put the ten drops of something else in it " Me and Spike have remembered it since even though it was only a year ago.

*UPDATE*

Now two years ago September :O
Holy Dave thats a long time ago

Tainted

Is a non virginings

Assholing

Alternative method to teabagging on Halo, usally performed on Brutes and Elites by shooting them up the ass with a brute shot, rocket launcher, spartan lazer or a missile pod. There are two types of assholing.
1. Chronic Assholing - Usally done when on a mad kill streak rampage.
2. Blunt Assholing - Usally done when on a mad death streak.

Done mainly on brutes in single player, basicly if there giving us a hard time on legendary we shove rockets up there crap factorys.

Assholing can also refere to machinimas that we planned to make but where put down.
See Machinima Planed.

Gary's 13 Commandments

All who appose Gary shall be silenced
Here are Gary's 13 Commandments:

1. Thou Shall Not Worship False Garys Before Me.
2. Thou Shall Not Make For YourSelf False Garys, Nor Bow Down And Worship It.
3. Thou Shall Not Use The Lord Gary's Name In Vain.
4. Remember The Garath Day, To Keep It Holy.
5. Honor Thy Mods and Admins.
6. Thou Shall Not Hack.
7. Thou Shall Not Cyber.
8. Thou Shall Not Steal Recon From Bungie.
9. Thou Shall Not Bare False Witness Against Your Team Mates.
10. Thou Shall Not Covet Your Team Mate's Rocket Launcher Nor His Spartan Laser Nor His Warthog Nor His Freinds List Nor Any Thing That Is His.
11. Thou Shall Pwn All The N00bs.
12. Thou Shall Chronicly Asshole, Never Tea Bag.

13. Thou Shall not speak of or worship Scott Grant, Gary will personally bite your penis off with his pearly white teeth

Break them and we and/or Gary will hunt you down and Asshole you, Chronicly

Gary

Gary is the deity of the 8GH, ruler of all that is EightGauge, Emperor of EightGauge land. He also has Pearly White Teeth
Gary Goes under these titles:

• Lord
• Emperor
• President
• Judge
• Prime minister
• High Prophet
• Master
• Smiter of Scott
• Destroyer of VGR's
• Cock Minge Annihilator